The One Where We Discuss Dirtbaguettes, Niemann’s Award Voting And Tampa’s Inferiority Complex

While researching something else, we came across this photo of Evan Longoria and 9 of his groupies. Does anybody else think that one of the groupies looks like a certain all-time home run king (or maybe Cliff Floyd)?

DEVIL DOGS WEBTOPIA

  • Jeff Niemann finished fourth in the AL Rookie of the Year voting. *golf clap* [Rays Report]
  • Yes folks. We don’t think Carl Crawford is “pissed beyond belief” at the Rays for picking up his option. And the reason is apparently because Tampa (sic) is only “third best” and everybody (not just Rays fans) has an “inferiority complex against New York.” Keep in mind, this is the third post that site has written defending their original story claiming CC is “livid” and wants out of St. Pete. [NY Baseball Digest]
  • (Scroll down to 12:46pm on this link) Scoop Jackson, the same guy that thinks BJ Upton is a great role model for inner-city kids because he is lazy, made a bunch of “jokes” about how different teams are incorporating technology into the game experience. On the Rays: “In an effort to appeal to the local elderly community, the Tampa Bay Rays will provide free on-site technical support for their fans. This support will consist largely of demonstrating what a computer really is to those confused souls who keep screaming at the toaster to “log on.””…Get it? It’s because all Rays fans are 95 years old. Boy that joke never gets old. Ha! [ESPN]
  • The Ghost of Midnight Graham thinks Kerry Wood and the Rays are a perfect match. [The Ghost of Midnight Graham]

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